Goop
Why be distinct? Be gooped—
              a card-carrying plebeian of untold,
              goopiness. Assume no kneecap nor
              responsibilities, just be gooped
              in the clam chowder of cosmic
              consciousness. Embrace your divine
              right to be gummed in the interstellar
              spackle encircling the big blue horrible;
              sunbathe ensconced between black holes
              masquerading as chocolate pom-poms. Accept
              that you’ve been goopized, that space is
              a French onion soup and you’ve cracked
              the crust. And like a drop to the commode
              you are now one with the curd—the broth.
              And when and if, or if and when, someone dips
              a spoon in your goop galaxy, embrace
              your ethereal slurpiness;
              bask in the fact that you are now part
              of the cosmic goop consciousness and can
              attend complementary goop therapy sessions:
              but really there’s no need—because there’s no you.