Art and poetry on page and stage
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Mike Topp
My Best Thing
Sign of the Times
A clown tied me up and started threatening me. I had to laugh.
Tired
Tired of going to 2 different depots to buy stuff for home & office.
I Wonder
I wonder if there are drinking fountains on the moon.
Fair Warning
Miniature ponies don't make me angry so much as disappointed.
Albert Camus
I believe it was Albert Camus who said, "Hello, I'm Albert Camus."
The Light Bulb
Man did not get the idea for the light bulb from those cartoons when someone gets an idea.
Scientists
Scientists say distance from earth to moon is 238,855 miles—but what's your opinion?
Time
Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to hold hands with a cat.
Churlish
Still smarting after that guy called me a mammering, beef-witted skains-mate at the Renaissance Fair.
Thought of the Day
It’s okay to stare at a dog’s dick.
Son
Son, this is hard for me to say: Zach Galifianakis.
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