A clown tied me up and started threatening me. I had to laugh.
Tired of going to 2 different depots to buy stuff for home & office.
I wonder if there are drinking fountains on the moon.
Miniature ponies don't make me angry so much as disappointed.
I believe it was Albert Camus who said, "Hello, I'm Albert Camus."
Man did not get the idea for the light bulb from those cartoons when someone gets an idea.
Scientists say distance from earth to moon is 238,855 miles—but what's your opinion?
Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to hold hands with a cat.
Still smarting after that guy called me a mammering, beef-witted skains-mate at the Renaissance Fair.
It’s okay to stare at a dog’s dick.
Son, this is hard for me to say: Zach Galifianakis.