Cling to the Notion
She’s a good day to dilate she’s
              A day for fisticuffs
              Out There pandemic wingnuts spawn conspiracy lies out
              What’s left of the wazoo
              In fact the new currency is toilet tissue
              (I think I believe
              I possibly may
              have an ear infuckshun)
              Which leads to my plan for World Domination which
              May be thwarted
              Upended
              Or calmly brushed aside
              By a baby carriage descending a staircase by
              A fat cell burning contest
              Or by vociferous consumption of genuine embossed Infodemic geegaws
              (ultra-violent rays
              are heartfelt
              against the green felt)
              But wait
              Far beyond the 6 foot social distancing Arc de Triomphe this canned gravy sucks
              In tandem I have wasted my mashed potatoes in
              A field strewn with horse
Civilization & Its Content
after Robert Frost
  I wobble variants on a team
  I encouraged the fly to land on Pence’s noggin
  I wallop hourly
  I begin each sentence with the first person pronoun AR-15
  I prefer insect humor
  I relish GOO GONE
  I pissed in the stream of consciousness
  I left right
  I spread sheep shit o’er the stunned & stunning farmhands
  I is rough transition
  I sirloin tremor
  I gush green teacup over yon pooch
  I oxygen detox
  I, tip of the iceberg, emergent
RUBBER EAR
  Woke up just now in a shack on Typewriter Key, Florida
  The clairvoyants did not see the crosstown bus
  You are on the verge of something huge
  My tricks play eyes on me, Earl
  The linguine hitteth the fan
  Grounds for saturation
  Flickering agendas
  Bathtubs I abhor
  Fast forever
  Maybe yes
  Or not